• Dating Tips for the Desperate

    Dating Tips for the Desperate

    Guerrilla Dating Tactics Strategies, Tips and Secrets for Finding Romance Wolf 1993 Are you desperate for love? Are you looking in all the wrong places? This is your book! It even has a MONEY BACK GUARANTEE! This book has it all: flirting advice, pick up lines, personal ads, and cutting…

  • Advice from Zsa Zsa

    Advice from Zsa Zsa

    How to Catch a Man How to Keep a Man How to Get Rid of a Man Gabor 1970 Youngsters, you probably don’t remember the Gabor sisters. They were kind of like proto-Kardashians. Zsa Zsa and her sister Eva were Hollywood glitterati from the old days. Both sisters racked up quite…

  • Jog your way out of Hell

    Jog your way out of Hell

    Jogging With Jesus Lovett 1978 Remember how Satan wants you to be fat? Now we have Jesus wanting you to lace up those trainers and join him jogging. Remember, Satan is sitting on the Hellmouth with cookies, liquor and all sorts other temptations to make you unhealthy. Satan also loathes…

  • More Clown Trauma

    More Clown Trauma

    How to be a compleat clown Sanders 1978 Holly is usually the one that answers our submissions/emails, so you can imagine how much she enjoyed forwarding this one to me for posting. She is just hilarious. Submitter: This one just came, along with a lot of other weeded books, from a…

  • Butcher, Baker, Cabinetmaker

    Butcher, Baker, Cabinetmaker

    Butcher Baker, Cabinetmaker: Photogrpahs of Women at Work Saul and Heyman 1978 Submitter: See all the jobs a woman can have. Not only is it way out of date, but it’s way too young and embarrassing. Holly: The text does seem to be for a young audience, and Submitter is right that…

  • Bad parenting is making kids gay

    Bad parenting is making kids gay

    Shaping Your Child’s Sexual Identity Rekers 1982 This is yet another of the “fix your gay kids” advice books. Lots of “great” advice in watching out for those excessively masculine traits in girls and overly feminine traits in boys.  Bad parenting=gay kids because you need to be vigilant in your…