• Foiled by Foil

    Foiled by Foil

    Alcoa’s Book of Decorations : A Year-round Treasury of Easy-to-do Decorations for Holidays and Special Occasions von Hagen 1959 Submitter: I can’t decide what I love most about this book — there is just too much awesome awfulness to choose from! From “Conny of Alcoa” (is that like Saul of Tarsus?)…

  • Step up your faith!

    Step up your faith!

    Church Members Who Make God Sick Rice 1944 Of course I had to pick up this title. Evidently, you are all making God sick when you blow off church, fail to read the Bible, and a host of other behaviors. Our author wants you to get off your butt and…

  • Chicken Lamaze

    Chicken Lamaze

    Lamaze is for Chickens: A Guide to Prepared Childbirth Green & Naab 1985 Submitter: This book was recently weeded from [a] Community Library in [Wisconsin]. Not only is it falling apart and thirty years old, but it is also a childbirth guide featuring cartoon chickens. I mean, come on! Imagine the…

  • The Backscratcher

    The Backscratcher

    The Berenstain Bear Scouts Save That Backscratcher Berenstain 1996 Submitter: I am a school librarian at a public K-4 school. I recently decided to clean up and relabel some Berenstain Bear chapter books in hopes to get them circulating. I found this one in the mix. I actually cleaned it…

  • Give ‘Em What They Want

    Give ‘Em What They Want

    Give ‘Em What They Want!: Managing the Public’s Library American Library Association 1992 Submitter: This was not a bad choice for 1992. But holding on to it today is just sad. This was still being used at my local library. I think it’s time to update to this century. Holly:…

  • Lively Libraries

    Lively Libraries

    250 tested ideas for lively libraries or GO, PEP, and POP! Baeckler and Larson 1976 Submitter: Not only is this book ancient, but it was also still on the shelf.  We are a small, rural public library. Holly: The sample suggestion card (first image below) is fantastic. At first I…