Category: Department of God
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Spare the Rod?
God, the Rod and Your Child’s Bod The Art of Loving Correction for Christian Parents Tomczak 1982 Life is bad and children are out of control, but with a handy stick, you can beat the crap out of them. Really. Evidently the corrupt world (probably the fault of divorcees, selfish…
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Dieting for Jesus
More of Jesus, Less of Me Cavanaugh and Forseth 1976 Here we have another gem from the popular Christian dieting section. Remember that the Devil makes you fat! This book is more confessional/scripture lesson than a specific diet. See the “contract” below. Obviously Satan is behind this awfulness of being…
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A Woman’s World (as told by a Man)
A Woman’s World A Christian Psychologist Discusses Twelve Problem Areas Narramore 1963 Ladies! Your problems are SOLVED with this handy guide. Thankfully, a wonderful man has stepped up to give the you all the info you need to clear up all those problems with your husband. Did you know your…
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Jog your way out of Hell
Jogging With Jesus Lovett 1978 Remember how Satan wants you to be fat? Now we have Jesus wanting you to lace up those trainers and join him jogging. Remember, Satan is sitting on the Hellmouth with cookies, liquor and all sorts other temptations to make you unhealthy. Satan also loathes…
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The Devil Makes You Fat
“Help Lord-The Devil Wants Me Fat!” Lovett 1982 Naturally, every library has its share of diet/health books. They go in and out of fashion more than, well, fashion. This book takes the extra added bonus of blaming Satan. Evidently Satan sits on the Hellmouth with a big plate of cookies…
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Parents! TV = Mind Control
Saturday Morning Mind Control Phillips 1991 Did you know that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are a cult? Did you know that the Care Bears are about non Christian attitudes and beliefs? Brace yourselves! Saturday morning TV is full of evil and it is brainwashing your kids! The back cover details…
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