Author: Holly
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“You are such a tight-ass”

How to Good-bye Depression: If you constrict anus 100 times everyday. Malarkey? Or Effective Way? Nishigaki 2000 Submitter: One of our staff found this gem on the shelves today. It’s so bad, I worry that it’s a joke. My first response to the book was OMG WTF? 111!!!!!!1111!! I never…
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Pop Topping

Pop-Topping Pop-Top Terp, Patton, and Freeman 1975 Submitter: I’m a librarian for a community college and recently weeded this book, which I found so ridiculous and enjoyable that I kept it for myself. The covers are great; the photos inside are unbelievable! These people were so crazy about pop-topping that…
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The Boss Lady

Boss Lady’s Arrival and Survival Plan Foxworth 1986 Submitter: Thank goodness I found this already on a weeding truck. It is hilarious! Practical advice includes never lighting your boss’s cigarette. I’m laughing at this book, but crying that it was ever necessary for women to need such a thing. Holly:…
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Chomp on this one!

Teeth Are Our Organs Muratsu KOSMOS international Institute for Oral Health Science 2009 Warning! There are some medically graphic pictures included in this post! They include pictures of teeth and gums in various stages of decay and repair. Gross. Submitter: Dear fellow weeders, If you have not already received your…
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Take Me To Funkytown

Disco Dancing Tonite Blackford 1979 Submitter: It pained me to weed this relic of a bygone era from our collection, but I figured if I didn’t get rid of it now, I never would. Holly: It is quite groovy, but I’m afraid it’s time to let go. There’s just no…
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Even Men Can Cook!

A Man, A Can, A Plan: 50 Great Guy Meals Even You Can Make Joachim and the editors of Men’s Health 2002 Submitter: I found this gem of a cookbook (if we can even call it that) at a library booksale. All of the recipes involve canned foods; one of…