Guys, You Can Make Marriage Romantic

How to Make Your Wife Your Mistress
Bird
1972

Is your marriage dull and boring? Guys, is the wife a drag in the bedroom? Want to put more zing into your relationship? Ms. Lois Bird has the answer: Treat her like she was your mistress.

The author has more than 100 ways to make your wife think you are seduction on a stick. Highlights include:

Clean the garage
Sharpen her kitchen knives
Lay carpet in the master bathroom
Cover a wall or ceiling with mirrored tiles
Getting an unlisted phone number

The list goes on with even more ideas. Unfortunately, the author did not state any references so perhaps this is just speculation. Ladies, you be the judge. Men, you have your marching orders. So, good luck with that.

Mary