God, the Rod and Your Child’s Bod
The Art of Loving Correction for Christian Parents
Tomczak
1982
Life is bad and children are out of control, but with a handy stick, you can beat the crap out of them. Really.
Evidently the corrupt world (probably the fault of divorcees, selfish mothers, feminists and gays) is causing your children to become undiciplined monsters. But you can get a stick and beat your kids into good behavior. It’s okay because you do it with love.
I will be in the back weeping for humanity,
Mary



