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101 Best Opening Lines cover101 Best Opening Lines (Meeting People)
Weber
1983

Thank you, submitter, for making my day.  I cracked up when I saw this!  Seriously, we can do better for our patrons in the dating pool.  It’s just so cheesy!  Did people really say these things in 1983?  (God help us…do they say them now??)  Ugh, it’s just revolting.

But funny.

Holly

 

 

 

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