Keep on Rollin’: The Complete Guide to Roller Skating in America
Boorstin
1978
Submitter: This gem was pulled reluctantly from the shelves of a rural library in Oregon. If I see the Swirnoffs on the street, I’m calling the police and having dad locked away for the sake of all the animals in the neighborhood. Please let that be keys in his pocket. Please let that be keys in his pocket…
Holly: At first – ahem – I looked at his front left pocket, but maybe that is his (dislocated?) knee bent. The lady behind him is goosing him – oh, wait, that’s her hand holding his back pocket just like the little girl is holding her pocket to complete the train. Could be keys in his front pocket… Ha ha! This is hilarious!
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